talking too much

MOH reckons i talk too much when i drive. i don’t. i just comment on other people’s driving. and only when they drive like maniacs.

here are what i say most often (said either in angry yell or disbeliefing confusion):

  • use your indicator! they’re not just there for decoration, you know. you want to go to right, you signal. left, signal. stupid people.
  • you bloody idiot.
  • what on earth do you think you’re doing?
  • it’s the roundabout! i’m on your left! give way to me!
  • get off my backside.
  • why are you in such a hurry? someone giving birth in the car and you have to get to hospital asap or something?
  • are you trying to kiss my ass?
  • why are we going so slow?
  • jeez…. how fast do you think that car is going?
  • stupid buggers.
  • HEY!!!
  • OI!!!
  • get out of my way.
  • come on, come on, come on!!!
  • drive already.
  • thanks for not indicating, stupid.
  • i can’t go faster. there are slow cars in front of me. now get off my ass.
  • seriously!
  • use your indicator.
  • your long lights! it’s blinding me.
  • you’re driving with no lights on.
  • what are you. like, stupid?
  • INDICATE!!!!
  • SIGNAL!!!!!

what’s that you said? me? aggressive driver? oh, please… just let me be!

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10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. christy
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 13:26:39

    HAHAHA.. ahh sudah biasa.. se kira di indo ji orang ka’jili2 pake jalanan, ternyata di situ juga sama ji.. hahhaha..

    se juga biasa ji maki-maki orang di jalanan, hehhehe, biar lagi temanku ji yang nyetir, saya yang ribut sampe temnku juga ikut2an bilangi itu pengguna jalanan. hahhaha *me = destruktif* gyahhaha

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  2. 1980chandra
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 20:32:29

    di sini lebih teratur iya tapi ada ji juga orang2 yang pake jalanan seperti itu jalanan dia yang punya sendiri.

    sama orang2 yang sdh tua, yg opa oma begitu, itu suka ikuti aturan lama, nda tau aturan jalan baru. begitu mi kl dpt sim sekali keluar langsung dikasih yg berlaku sampe pemegang sim-nya umur 100.

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  3. christy
    Oct 23, 2007 @ 14:56:36

    wihh.. asiknya kalo bikin sim langsung berlaku sampe umur 100.. deh.. nda kayak indo, tiap lima tahun harus diperbaharui.. behh..

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  4. 1980chandra
    Oct 24, 2007 @ 08:44:15

    io tp di sini untuk dapat sim susah betulan. harus ikut kelas brpt jam, harus tes teori dan praktek, harus tes setir mobil waktu gelap, jarak jauh, tes di jalanan licin bla bla bla…
    super mahal makanya waktu dpt langsung dikasih sampe umur 100 hehehe

    kl di indo ka nda ada tes2nya, nda ada syarat2nya. yang penting bayar uang ‘sumbangan’ ke polisinya dapat mi langsung.

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  5. christy
    Oct 25, 2007 @ 19:49:53

    HAHAHA, semakin besar sumbangannya semakin cepat n mulus jadinya! bahh! apa itu?!

    memang kalo mo dapat sim harus BELAJAR hehe, bukan belajar sogok.. ihh..

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  6. 1980chandra
    Oct 26, 2007 @ 06:12:41

    makanya kebanyakan org yg bawa mobil di sana nda tau aturan jalan. kasihan deh negara kita bobrok betul.

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  7. christy
    Oct 26, 2007 @ 07:58:02

    iyo.. tapi indo embassy di situ nda bobrok ji tawwa.. di’? hehe. ada kemajuan mi tawwa..

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  8. 1980chandra
    Oct 28, 2007 @ 15:46:33

    io. sampe saya kaget juga. trus orang2 indo yang kerja di sana baik2. kita telfon mereka bantu sebisa-bisanya. kl di indo kita minta tolong orang yg kerja di kantor pemerintah….. nda ada harapan. harus sogok2 dulu.

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  9. christy
    Oct 28, 2007 @ 16:26:04

    betul2 kejutan yg menyenangkan.. hehe, mentalnya sudah diasah mi juga mungkin.. kan malu kalo dinilai jelek di negaranya orang.. ato mungkin orang2 yg bae itu dikirim ke luar negri semua? baru yg bejad2 n sok kuasa dikasi tinggal di indo? AAA.. NOT FAIR! *urus KTP saja, yang harusnya gratis, bayar 50rb, dasar koruptor*

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  10. 1980chandra
    Oct 29, 2007 @ 09:56:50

    io memang di indo dari yg kecil sampe yang besar, semua harus pake uang pelicin. kalo urus apa2, biar surat2 dan segala macam syarat2 sudah dipenuhi, kl nda dibayar sedikit nda diurusi.

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