pirates

at a pirate themed party at a kindy.

kid: i like kaptein sabeltann. do you know him?

me: oh, do you? yes, i know him.

kid: jack sparrow as well. do you know him?

me: yes, i know jack sparrow. who do you like best? kaptein sabeltann or jack sparrow.

kid: jack sparrow. how about you?

me: ummm… i like jack sparrow best too.

bloody good thing he didn’t ask why i like jack sparrow because the answer would be, hello… johnny depp. hot. very, very hot. besides, while i have heard of kaptein sabeltann, i have no idea what his story is. how can i choose him over jack sparrow? how can i choose any pirate over jack sparrow? i mean, hello… johnny depp. hot. very, very hot. i don’t think saying johnny depp is very, very hot to a kid is considered appropriate at all.